How Can I Wrap Up Warm Without Looking Like Bibendum?

Re: Michelin Man

"The company's symbol is Bibendum, introduced in 1898 by French artist Marius Rossillon, and one of the world's oldest trademarks. André Michelin apparently commissioned the creation of this jolly, rotund figure after his brother, Édouard, observed that a display of stacked tyres resembled a human form. Today the "Bibendum" is one of the world's most recognized trademarks, representing Michelin in over 150 countries. The term refers to the slogan nunc est bibendum ("now is the time to drink")."

You're damn right it is. It's time to drink to the craziest motherfucker ever to sell a product to the masses. Clearly, Bibs is a rubber man not to be fucked with.

If that's how you're going to be, Bibendum is just going to leave. Fuck you. Bibendum needs a smoke anyway.

Sometimes Bibendum isn't feeling quite so charitable. Sometimes he runs out of cigars. And when Bibendum can't find anything else to smoke, PEOPLE DIE.

If the price is right, Bibendum is available for parties.

That's right, ladies. Bibendum is single. And looking.