kwak attack here there be ducks

No need for an about page or introduction. If you know this url, you know what this page is for. Here is a quick FAQ though:

Kwak Attack FAQ (best faq name ever?) v0.01 alpha
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Q. Can I get an account?
A. Probably not

Q. I have an authenticated account, what can I do?
A. Post comments

Q. I have a posting account, what can I do?
A. Post story entries and comments

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If you post a story item, try to post at least a paragraph, rather than a one liner and a link.

Have fun.