kwak attack here there be ducks

A few months ago, a fine gentleman was stopped while crossing the border into the united states. Inventory: brass knuckles, a knife, a hatchet, and a home made sword as well as a still-bloody chainsaw.

The border folks don't have a crime lab though, so they couldn't be sure if it was really blood. So: head on through Mr. Chainsaw Murderer.

I think he looks friendly.

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