If you ever wanted to see Tom Arnold get sucked off by a Christmas tree, this is about as close as you're going to get:
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,080 for "sexy christmas tree". (0.47 seconds)
the flying bow is the key that this tree means business.
blog? fucking blog this.
it's 3 fucking AM.
I'd drink some gin & tonic but I'm out of tonic and have been drinking beer all evening.