Alright, I was stumbling about today and came across a page using SitePal. The creators of SitePal refer to it as a "virtual host" for your website (har!). In reality, an animated face reads your horrible copy to your visitors while they stare transfixed by its fully customizeable and twitching SVG visage. While the demo movie and "try it now!" options are good examples of the horror, I prefer this applet which allows you to converse with an AI through the SitePal avatar.