kwak attack here there be ducks

amid civil disturbance and street protests, bolivia has named a new president. the image originally chosen to accompany this story on the cnn.com main page:

it has since been changed, perhaps because many in this country would find it confusing.

the challenge is now to compose an optimal one- or two-liner on the theme of this image. (my candidate, based on five seconds of thought: "why the unrest? did somebody close a disco?")

so sorry.