You collect 2d6 pieces of guv'mint cheese


Thanks to Gary 'Giggles' Gygax, The late 1970s saw a role playing game renaissance as D&D's popularity grew to immense proportions. Little did G.G. know that his empire would soon be threatened by an undaunted challenger; one Bob Johnson.

This great man looked around at the increasingly welfare-dependent society of 1980 america. Then he looked at what the gaming world was missing. Then he looked at society again. The lightbulb flickered on, and with a Mr. Wizard's World intro-esque 'Ah-HAH!', it came to him:

WHERE IS THE GAME THAT WILL LET ME BE A LAZY, VIOLENT, FREELOADING NEGRO?


...it must mean something different there

amid civil disturbance and street protests, bolivia has named a new president. the image originally chosen to accompany this story on the cnn.com main page:
many men with rainbow flags
it has since been changed, perhaps because many in this country would find it confusing.

the challenge is now to compose an optimal one- or two-liner on the theme of this image. (my candidate, based on five seconds of thought: "why the unrest? did somebody close a disco?")

so sorry.

Oddcast? How about WHATINGODSNAMEHATHWEWROUGHTCAST?


Alright, I was stumbling about today and came across a page using SitePal. The creators of SitePal refer to it as a "virtual host" for your website (har!). In reality, an animated face reads your horrible copy to your visitors while they stare transfixed by its fully customizeable and twitching SVG visage.

Man with bloody chainsaw waved across border.

A few months ago, a fine gentleman was stopped while crossing the border into the united states. Inventory: brass knuckles, a knife, a hatchet, and a home made sword as well as a still-bloody chainsaw.

The border folks don't have a crime lab though, so they couldn't be sure if it was really blood. So: head on through Mr. Chainsaw Murderer.

I think he looks friendly.
crazy lookin dude
Full story.

LOOK OUT!! KWAK ATTACK!!

No need for an about page or introduction. If you know this url, you know what this page is for. Here is a quick FAQ though:

Kwak Attack FAQ (best faq name ever?) v0.01 alpha
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Q. Can I get an account?
A. Probably not

Q. I have an authenticated account, what can I do?
A. Post comments

Q. I have a posting account, what can I do?
A. Post story entries and comments

EOF

If you post a story item, try to post at least a paragraph, rather than a one liner and a link.

Have fun.

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