Thanks to Gary 'Giggles' Gygax, The late 1970s saw a role playing game renaissance as D&D's popularity grew to immense proportions. Little did G.G. know that his empire would soon be threatened by an undaunted challenger; one Bob Johnson.
This great man looked around at the increasingly welfare-dependent society of 1980 america. Then he looked at what the gaming world was missing. Then he looked at society again. The lightbulb flickered on, and with a Mr. Wizard's World intro-esque 'Ah-HAH!', it came to him:
WHERE IS THE GAME THAT WILL LET ME BE A LAZY, VIOLENT, FREELOADING NEGRO?
amid civil disturbance and street protests, bolivia has named a new president. the image originally chosen to accompany this story on the cnn.com main page:
it has since been changed, perhaps because many in this country would find it confusing.
the challenge is now to compose an optimal one- or two-liner on the theme of this image. (my candidate, based on five seconds of thought: "why the unrest? did somebody close a disco?")
Alright, I was stumbling about today and came across a page using SitePal. The creators of SitePal refer to it as a "virtual host" for your website (har!). In reality, an animated face reads your horrible copy to your visitors while they stare transfixed by its fully customizeable and twitching SVG visage.
A few months ago, a fine gentleman was stopped while crossing the border into the united states. Inventory: brass knuckles, a knife, a hatchet, and a home made sword as well as a still-bloody chainsaw.
The border folks don't have a crime lab though, so they couldn't be sure if it was really blood. So: head on through Mr. Chainsaw Murderer.
I think he looks friendly.
No need for an about page or introduction. If you know this url, you know what this page is for. Here is a quick FAQ though:
Kwak Attack FAQ (best faq name ever?) v0.01 alpha
Q. Can I get an account?
A. Probably not
Q. I have an authenticated account, what can I do?
A. Post comments
Q. I have a posting account, what can I do?
A. Post story entries and comments
If you post a story item, try to post at least a paragraph, rather than a one liner and a link.